The weirdest thing happened last night. I woke up at about 02:30 and I thought it was time to get up for work. So I gathered my things and groggily walked to the bathroom. My recollection of the event is a bit hazy, but for some reason, I walked back to my room, at which [...]

spam.rc

[code] # spam.rc # -ifile: http://www.nongnu.org/ifile/ # in addition, I use Martin Macok's scripts for using ifile with procmail # - http://xtrmntr.org/ORBman/ifile.procmail.html

# directories used BINDIR=$HOME/usr/bin

# programs used KSH=$BINDIR/ksh

# Insert ifile header info # if you don't want to learn from new messages, use ifile.inject.header :0 fBw | $KSH $BINDIR/ifile.inject-learn.header

# and now [...]

announcements.rc

[code] # announcements.rc # moves all mail from addresses in announcers.lst to the folder "announcements" # -Carlos Macasaet # http://www.carlos-m.net/

:0 * ? formail -x"From:" -x"From:" -x"Sender:"\ -x"Reply-To:" -x"Return-Path:"\ | egrep -is -f $PMDIR/announcers.lst { :0: announcements.lock | $RCVSTORE +announcements } [/code]

.zshrc

[code] # # Carlos Macasaet's ZSH Configuration # http://www.carlos-m.net/ #

# some global options setopt KSH_GLOB setopt SH_GLOB setopt NO_BARE_GLOB_QUAL setopt GLOB_SUBST setopt NO_HUP setopt AUTO_CD setopt CD_ABLE_VARS

# set environment export EDITOR=/usr/bin/vim export VISUAL=$EDITOR export FCEDIT=$EDITOR export PAGER=/usr/bin/less

export TMPDIR=$HOME/tmp

umask 022

# set path and manpath path=( $HOME/bin $HOME/usr/bin /usr/local/bin /bin /usr/bin /usr/X11R6/bin [...]

.procmailrc

[code] # # Carlos Macasaet's .procmailrc # http://www.carlos-m.net/ #

# # Common Directories # HOME = /home/$USER MAILDIR = $HOME/Mail # MH... represent LOGDIR = $HOME/var/log PMDIR = $HOME/etc/procmail # recipes stored here NMHDIR = /usr/lib/nmh

# # Common Programs # RCVSTORE = $NMHDIR/rcvstore # stores MH messages RCVTTY = $NMHDIR/rcvtty # new mail notification

[...]

trinity.c

[code lang="cpp"] /* trinity.c * Trinity, reverse-engineered by Carlos Macasaet * http://www.carlos-m.net/ */

#include #include #include #include

extern pid_t neo;

int wake_neo() { key_t neo; int msgflg; int msqid;

msqid = msgget( ftok( "/dev/null", neo ), ( IPC_CREAT | 0240 ) ); kill( neo, SIGKISS ); } [/code]

neo.c

[code lang="cpp"] /* neo.c * Neo, reverse engineered by Carlos Macasaet * http://www.carlos-m.net/ */

#include #include #include

/* enlightenment levels */ typedef int enlightenment_level; #define MR_ANDERSON -1 #define TOOK_RED_PILL 0 #define I_KNOW_KUNG_FU 1 #define MET_ORACLE 2 #define THERE_IS_NO_SPOON 3 #define RELOADED 4 /* I don't have to dodge bullets */

enlightenment_level elevel;

void die(); [...]