carlos-m.net

jean.net(te): … and it’s not like normal porn. It’s sketchy porn.
Carlos: I did not realise there was a difference

Solrac the balls

Mike: Does your professor have his head up his ass?
Carlos: You may put it wherever you want.

Kornbucket: Pid 0 is the system idle process.
Los: No no, pid 0 in Linux is the swapper.
Kornbucket: Are you sure? I thought pid 0 was the system idle process.
Los: You might be right, we’ll have to check.
(Props are extended to those who comprehend the humour)

“What colour is the blue ball?”
-Kornbucket

“What colour is the purple ball?”
-Kornbucket

Joe: Some men look at Victoria’s Secret catalogues to get their women gifts.
Dan: I don’t have a woman for whom to by those things.
Joe: Well maybe if you didn’t spend so much time looking at Victoria’s Secret catalogues, you’d go out and get one!

mike: I do `finger` a lot too
jean.net(te): in bed

“Damn Pillar!”

“If that eight-ball was a person, it would be like, ‘whoa, that came so close to hitting me’”.
-Kornbucket

Zimm Zimma: “So what’s she like?”
Pagar: “She’s shy, outgoing… she does debate.”

“Only the pots know the boiling points of their broths”
-someone (probably Estella) quoting some movie (probably Como Agua Para Chocolate)

“It’s too hard to calculate. I can’t just do er ber boink”
-Estella

“First the slant helps you, but in the end, it just screws you in the ass.”
-general comment on the quality of the pool table at McCoy

“Don’t aim at people while you’re still learning!”
-Kornbucket

“Yeah, I have a girlfriend now, so I’m cut off.”
-Jason

“Don’t you guys feel like a bunch of little Spidermans?”
-Jason

Jason: Aww nuts!
Drew: You can get nuts at the Clubhouse, Jason.
Jason: Man nuts!

“I mean, I’ve met a bunch of idiots in my life, but I’ve never paid to be taught by one.”
-Milo

“Just kick him next time… i mean… hit him or something.”
-some guy to a wheelchair bound Milo

Classic Quotes

“I seen it Los.”
-Jason

A papa bag…

“I swear… when you two get together.”
-Jason

Are you afraid of Bees?

It

Dobee dobee do…

Bee all that you can bee.