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Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional.

When you don’t know where you’re going, you have to stick together just in case someone gets there.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Deeply profound message: Quotes are for people who can’t express themselves in a coherent manner.

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure…

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I live on a one-way dead-end street.

Unix for stability. Macs for productivity. Windows for solitaire.

Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.

DRD: Department of Redundancy Department.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

The box said “Requires Windows 95 or better.” So I installed LINUX.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

A glow worm is never glum… Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!