carlos-m.net

http://www.blogthings.com/genderbrainquiz/
me: apparently i’m a woman
me: My Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male
Shirley: woah
Shirley: you’re more female than I am!
…
Estella: sweetie, you’re more female than me, too!
Estella: 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male
me: uggggh

akeng: Carlos, you’re Asian, but you’re not a girl.

akeng: But God is fine being addressed as “He”
akeng: They want to take away the whole pronoun thing.
akeng: Whatever, man.
akeng: Jesus was clearly a man.
me: indeed
akeng: I mean, I guess he could have been a hermaphradite.

me: Just so I can maintain our naming convention, what is the name of the Arabic professor?
employer: actually we don’t know no one seems to know. Just make up something generic for now

estella: too burdened to unload burdens, mmm…life at Hopkins

akeng: don’t listen to feminists who insist that women have the same mental state as men
akeng: they don’t
akeng: they’re neurotic
akeng: all of us
akeng: each and every one
akeng: run for your lives!!!
me: i’ll keep this in mind next time a woman tries to tell me otherwise
akeng: lol
akeng: yeah
akeng: tell them i take women’s studies classes too
akeng: (so i’m not just pulling things out of my ass )

akeng: you know how girls can get
akeng: that no gay man can EVER be

Kornbucket: Linux is so distracting it’s like suddenly getting a new toy
Kornbucket: …that’s broken